MONTREAL, QC: The Montreal Chainsmokers Society is outraged by the cultural appropriation of a long time catchphrase. American protest group Black Lives Matter has stolen the slogan says Annette Lapointe, senior chairperson of the organization. “I’ve been saying I can’t breathe for fifty years,” said Ms. Lapointe through a thickContinue Reading

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA: Speaker Pelosi’s nutritionist Gregory Orange has leaked her food pyramid and her diet plan in a brazen violation of patient confidentiality. “I needed to tell the world the truth. This is a woman who consumes nothing but alcohol, ice cream and human fetuses,” Orange said. “When sheContinue Reading

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