SAN FRANCISCO, CA: Speaker Pelosi’s nutritionist Gregory Orange has leaked her food pyramid and her diet plan in a brazen violation of patient confidentiality. “I needed to tell the world the truth. This is a woman who consumes nothing but alcohol, ice cream and human fetuses,” Orange said. “When sheContinue Reading

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MANHATTAN, NY: Polling center Stat Machine has made a jarring discovery. Actor and gun pointer Alec Baldwin has a “Public Likability Rating” of 19%, one point higher than President Joe Biden with 18%. Baldwin is more popular with Hispanics, African-Americans and people aged 18-35. Kendall Crendell, a 24 year oldContinue Reading

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COLUMBIA, SC: Yesterday, mall shooting suspect Curtis J. Williams was charged with unlawful carrying of a firearm. Law enforcement said additional charges may be forthcoming. Nineteen individuals were hurt in the fracas. However, it was this morning where many say the real tragedy took place. Williams appeared before a judgeContinue Reading

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