WASHINGTON, DC: With Jen Psaki having left for MSNBC, President Biden is in charge of his own spin for the first time. His debut press briefing was considered by some to be lackluster. Frank Nut of the Washington Bird Cage Liner asked about supply chain concerns and potential food shortages.Continue Reading
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MANHATTAN, NY: Polling center Stat Machine has made a jarring discovery. Actor and gun pointer Alec Baldwin has a “Public Likability Rating” of 19%, one point higher than President Joe Biden with 18%. Baldwin is more popular with Hispanics, African-Americans and people aged 18-35. Kendall Crendell, a 24 year oldContinue Reading
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KYIV: President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky was recently asked about his 2015 meeting with Hunter Biden in the nation’s capital. “The sheer quantity of drugs that he can consume blew my mind. I knew that everything is bigger in America but to see lines of coke the size of rattlesnakesContinue Reading
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