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Inflation Gone Wild: Democrats Can No Longer Afford Paid Protesters

On: May 11, 2022

In: US

WASHINGTON, DC: House Democrats are struggling to energize their base for the upcoming midterm elections. “Leaking the court draft was a great idea until we looked at the paid protestor budget. We can only afford to send out the mob for another week and a half,” said one anonymous congressperson.Continue Reading

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Millennials Priced Out of Home Runs, Rents Runs Instead

By: Robin Orion

On: May 5, 2022

In: SPORTS

MIAMI, FL: Newlyweds Julie & James Phelps simply don’t see a path to home run ownership. “With the rate increases and inflation, it looks like we’re gonna be renting runs for another year,” Julie said. “Do I look like the kind of woman that would be happy with a single?Continue Reading

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